Sister Anne's Prayers Answered!

Hi Chris,

Seems like I do little but send newspaper clippings, but between breakfast and psychic readings I am BUSY girl. Besides I knew you'd want to see a picture of Funky's soon-to-be newest nun. Woo-eee... no wonder this one "took the veil". I don't think Sister Anne will approve of the cigar. Sister BT may find herself broken of that particular habit in a hurry.
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Funks’ Inlet Gazette

New Nun Coming to Funk’s Inlet

Sister Anne of the Mystical Light Mission announced Monday evening that arrival of a new Sister to Funk’s Inlet is imminent, ending Sister Anne’s long stint as the only local nun left alive after last summer’s killer bee and snake infestation which devastated the Mission’s teaching staff.

Our new Sister, Barbie Teresa, pictured here in her previous office, comes to Funk’s Inlet from a posting in Boola-Borro, where she has been working on the ‘Send a Postcard to Saint Francis and save Boola-Borro’s Blue Barking Snails’ campaign.

Sister Barbie Teresa is described as devout and pious, totally dedicated to helping the poor, nearly extinct, and pitiful. Only last month she received a special Canadian’s Award of Commendation from Prime Minister Stephen Harper for ecological service above and beyond (and best of all - outside of Canada’s borders) the call of duty.

She will assume her post as Ecological Counselor at the Mission of Mystical Light immediately upon arrival. A welcome tea will be held at The Green Egg Cafe on Friday evening next so that Funk’s residents can meet and get aquainted with their new Sister and speak with her of the ecological wonders of Boola-Borro.

No admission will be charged but attendees are asked to bring pulltabs from aluminum beer and soda cans as the Mission is collecting them to exchange for a Jeep Cherokee, and is still 3,499,999 shy of the total needed.